So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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