she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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