im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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