You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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