I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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