there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
