where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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