problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
