Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You work out of a Hotel?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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