it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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