JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
