Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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