I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
vagina is talking i cant
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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