the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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