We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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