The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you will always have a special place in my vag
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Randomize
