My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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