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i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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