You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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