Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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