I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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