oh god the rape fog is back!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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