Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I think your dad took our porno
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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