Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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