I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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