I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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