i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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