We're facebook friends in real life
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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