no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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