Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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