Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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