Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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