if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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