I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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