She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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