I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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