Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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