It's Friday. Sex?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She even gives head with a lisp.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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