I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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