he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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