well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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