I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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