Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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