i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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