Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You pole danced in your parka.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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