I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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