Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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