No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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