Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
its liver damage thursday
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