I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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