I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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