No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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