Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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