I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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